TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker
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TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker
Description
TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker
PURCHASE WITH A PURPOSE:
Profits are donated to True North GSD Rescue, a Pacific Northwest based dog rescue.
'TIS BUT A SCRATCH... a scratch? Your arm's off! And for good measure, the leg too. Celebrate the working dogs, their handlers, and their decoys.
This sticker is approximately 3" tall by 3" wide. It is made of a durable vinyl material that adheres well to most surfaces. This sticker is designed for both indoor and outdoor use.
Thank you to Hey Lemon Creative for helping us develop and design this pawesome sticker!
Available at Bolder K9!
Return Policies
We're dedicated and committed to our craft, as well as our customer service.
You can cancel your order within 24 hours of placement without additional charges, as long as the order has not been made, packaged or shipped. After 24 hours, we do not accept cancellations. If you believe you have extenuating circumstances, please contact us as soon as possible at info@bolderk9.com.
We do not offer refunds or free replacements for accidental damage such as chewing or wear and tear. We do offer replacements for any defects to materials. We do offer exchanges on our harnesses.
PRODUCTION TIMELINES
Every order is handcrafted to order in Washington. Timelines vary depending on complexity and customization.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about our handmade BioThane® gear, production timelines, shipping, care, sizing, and custom orders.
How do I care for my BioThane® gear? +
BioThane® is waterproof, odor-resistant, and easy to maintain. Most dirt wipes off with warm water and mild soap. For heavier messes, soak in diluted oxiclean (unscented), then rinse and dry thoroughly. We recommend avoiding prolonged exposure to strong DEET-based insect repellents, which may affect the coating over time.
What if my dog chews through an item? +
Our gear is designed for durability, but no product is chew-proof. Damage caused by chewing is not covered under warranty. If something happens unexpectedly, reach out — we’re always happy to review the situation and see what options may be available.
What is considered normal wear and tear? +
Normal wear includes cosmetic signs of use such as minor scuffs, scratches, fading, or coating wear on hardware over time. Black hardware may naturally show silver underneath with regular use — this is expected and cosmetic only. Wear from chewing, misuse, improper storage, or unsafe restraint is not covered.
How much is shipping and how long will my order take? +
Our production time for most orders is 2-3 weeks unless otherwise specified. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 1–5 business days depending on location. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout, with free shipping available on orders over $75. Need it sooner? We also offer expedited processing options when available.
How are your products packaged? +
Orders are packaged simply and intentionally to protect your gear while minimizing waste. We focus on practical packaging that gets your order safely to you — nothing excessive.
Do you offer returns or exchanges? +
Because most items are handmade to order, we generally do not accept returns on custom gear. If there is a sizing issue, please contact us — we’ll always do our best to help find a solution. If there is an issue with workmanship or a mistake on our end, we’ll make it right.
Can I cancel my order? +
Orders may be canceled within 24 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway and cancellations are no longer guaranteed.
Do you offer wholesale pricing? +
Yes. We work with select retailers, trainers, and partners who align with our brand and values. Contact us for more information about wholesale opportunities.
How do I choose the right size? +
Visit our sizing guide page to learn more about sizing. If you’re between sizes or unsure, reach out before ordering — we’re happy to help you choose the best fit for your dog.
Can BioThane® get wet? +
Yes — BioThane® is fully waterproof and made for muddy trails, rainy walks, dock diving, and everyday adventure. It won’t absorb water, hold odor, or stay soggy like traditional materials.
Still Need Help?
Not sure what size, style, or product is right for your dog? Reach out before ordering and we’ll help you get it right.
Contact Us →Love this, looks exactly like the photos and it's hilarious, especially when next to (or above) an actual scratch
Sticker was perfect. Exactly how I expected it. Cane quickly.
Absolutely LOVE this sticker, lol. I’ve watched Monty Python with my family a few times and found it to be comedic gold. I love how the dog is well Incorporated.
I bought way too many of these. I’m a huge fan of Monty Python. We commonly say “Tiz but a scratch” when our bitey Mal gets one in on us. It’s just too perfect. I now have one of these on my water bottle, his crate, my car. They are everywhere. These stickers are holding up well and application was simple. 10/10 would recommend.
We are stoked to hear you love it! Can't even tell you how many laughs we had in the editing process. Enjoy!!!
So cute and funny. I’ve already had multiple people point it out and laugh over it. Definitely worth adding to your purchase alongside some new gear!
Amazing addition to my dogs new kennel!
Thanks so much! I’m glad the TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker made a great addition to your dog’s new kennel. I really appreciate your support!
This makes me super happy, as my dog is named after monty python and the holy grail. It has held up well on my computer and is showing no sign of wear after a month.
Thank you so much for sharing this—it made me smile! I’m so glad the TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker brings you joy and that it’s holding up well on your computer. I really appreciate you taking the time to leave such a fun and thoughtful review.
Cute sticker and one of a few that hasn’t come off my ruffland kennel!
Thank you so much, Samantha! We’re happy to hear the TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker has held up so well and stayed put on your kennel. We really appreciate you sharing and your support!
These are so great to give as gifts to my friends with Malinois!
Thank you so much! We’re glad the TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker made such a fun gift for your Malinois-loving friends. We really appreciate you sharing the love and supporting our shop.
Cute and exactly as ordered.
Thank you so much, Kaila! We’re glad to hear the TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker was cute and exactly what you expected. We really appreciate your support.
Great item for quarry work. Highly recommend
This is probably my new favorite sticker and I love it on my car!
Favorite movie, awesome sticker lol
Great quality. Matched the description. I’m satisfied.
Love all their stickers and their company!
Hi! Thank you for the positive feedback! We are so glad you love our 'TIS BUT A SCRATCH' dog sticker and our company. We appreciate your support and hope to continue creating products that bring joy to our customers.
My brother will love this!
good quality, sticker is good size and design is cool
Came as described and very quickly!
Fast shipping, good quality, thank you
Love this sticker, so funny! 😆 I just need to figure out how to fit it on my water bottle…Seller included an extra business sticker too. Very nice and loved reading about the sellers.
super cute love the art
Love it, was everything I was expecting.
Great! I love this sticker
I love it! Exactly as pictured!
So cute! Perfect for my work clipboard 😂
TIS BUT A SCRATCH Dog Sticker
Perfect addition to my HydroFlask sticker collection.
Wonderful and durable, quality products
